Yes yes y'all! Whoo-hoo! I'm flipping well back! Again! Back once again with the renegade master! If there's still anyone reading this particular blog, (yes, I mean you Chad Moore - you’re probably the only one and you get a big special invisible nonexistent prize, created and then uncreated by a temporal anomaly) please, do not despair. televisionoff is back after a necessary deep space hibernation (oh, come on, it was only three months, I have life things to do) and lo, there is a proper load of things what need discussing about.
There’s going to be a ton of articles coming up about a bunch of stuff non-Doctor Who related (there, I’ve threatened them, therefore they’ve got to happen - probably more rubbish about pop music also, as evidenced by the previous involvement of professional mime Kelly Clarkson) but in the meantime I think it’s about time to get our heads down and take a look at all the many thrilling and interesting things that have been going on in the world of Who over the last few months. Strap yourself in, kids, it’s about to get messy!
GILLIAN ANDERSON IN ‘NOT PLAYING RANI’ SHOCKER.
Doctor, surely there’s got to be a rational explanation for why I have to turn these people into trees… what do you mean, it’s got something to do with spinal fluid? Mulder, that doesn’t make any sense! Etc.
Yes, this is the revolutionary news that a certain former X-Files star is all set to guest-star in Who, possibly playing a villainous character. A ‘news story’ Ms. Anderson has since gone on to deny. This might perhaps have the ring of truth about it since I believe She-Who-Is-Not-Scully-Anymore is generally based in the UK nowadays, but all the same I’m not jumping to any conclusions at all about this latest rumournation (as I’ve just decided is the new name for possibly made-up rumours that could be ruining to the nation.
Oh, all right, not that much. It basically slow-new-year circa Doctor Who, so the tabloids and All Of The Internet have decided to resort to the time-honoured approach of just making stuff up. Or not. On a similar note regarding the possible casting of halfway-famous actors everyone should have heard of…
TIMOTHY DALTON IN ‘CLEARLY NOT PLAYING A TIME LORD, PROBABLY,’ SHOCKER
Oh all right, I'm buggered if I know what to say about this one. I might as well kick you all in the face with this utterly baffling photo, which I'm sure everyone with even the closest proximity to a wireless hotspot will have seen by now - Perhaps they're trying to lift an extremely heavy object. Except Dalton
KAREN GILLAN IS NU WHO COMPANION!!! (BUT WE DON’T KNOW WHAT SHE’S CALLED YET)
oh no sorry, that's karen gillon, the msp for
DR WHO IN AN EXCITING ADVENTURE WITH THE GINGERS
Statuesque ginger from Kevin bishop show.
Betcha she’ll play it English
Guess companions boring name!
DONNA'S DAUGHTER!!
considering the fact that ms gillan is a genuine actual highlander, maybe they'll attempt some truly surreal continuity-mangling by revealing she's actually Jamie's great-great grandaughter. Or wife. Or something.
BERNARD CRIBBINS AKA THE CRIB DEFINITELY NOT COMING BACK FOR TENNANT FINALE
CATHERINE TATE ALSO NOT DEFINITELY NOT COMING BACK (NOT)
BRING BACK WILF! AND HIS DAUGHTER THE MILF!
BILLIE THE PIPER ALSO NOT COMING BACK YET AGAIN - NOT CONFIRMED AT ALL!!
Some woman who was in movies years ago not playting doctors mother
ABSOLUTELY BLOODY EVERYBODY COMING BACK FOR SEASON FINALE, INCLUDING SALLY SPARROW, ELTON, ADAM, AND FIFTH OOD FROM THE LEFT
CHRIST, NO NOT AGAIN... ANYTHING BUT
DAVID TENNANT IS ANIMATED. WORLD KNEW THAT ALREADY
(infinit quest pic)
Hamlet movie yes happening!!! Get thee to a telly box!
TENTH DOC TO MARRY SARAH JANE, DEFINITELY
TORCHWOOD NEWS
Torchwood plays
No… anything but…. More torchwood…. Can’t take the doing scared / angry / big eyes and big hair staring off into the distance… oh hang its radio… phew. My hair can have the day off
new direction for season 4
Rtd officially not in charge of who anymore
leads into....
DOCTOR WHO MOVIE DEFINITELY HAPPENING, WOOPS, SORRY, NOT HAPPENING, AND TENNANT DEFINITELY WILL AND/OR WON'T BE IN IT
DALEK FOUND IN POND - not really exciting or news
coming next up - sarah connor is finally dead, fringe isn't, and laughing at primevals cancellation
