Television Off: Pissing In The Face Of Doctor Who and Torchwood
Wednesday, 5 March 2014

This Is Not The News, aka Nothing Confirmed

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Yes yes y'all! Whoo-hoo! I'm flipping well back! Again! Back once again with the renegade master! If there's still any...
Monday, 8 June 2009

A Brief Diversion Into The World Of Music

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AND NOW, A QUICK WORD FROM SOMEONE WHO WASN'T ASKED TO CONTRIBUTE BUT DID SO ALL THE SAME... Hello there. I am ever-so-slightly manufac...
Friday, 20 February 2009

Moses Who? He's Hardly Even There!

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Yes kids, I’m back! Did you miss me? I’m recently returned into the bastion of home (ie a dirt-encrusted hellhole out in the middle of nowhe...
Saturday, 31 January 2009

Smith And Joseph (aka Some Late Reactions)

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SEVERAL TIME LORDS LATER... Oh look! It’s that new guy. Him out of… Oh no, hang on. What was he out of? Was it school? So. It was announced ...

The Regeneration Story You Might Have Missed...

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CONCLUSIVE PROOF IF IT SHOULD BE NEEDED THAT THE US PRESIDENT IS A TIME LORD Here's the true footage you DIDN'T see during the inaug...
Thursday, 29 January 2009

One Of The Smiths Is The New Doctor!

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'Hello-uh. I am-uh, the new Doctor-uh. If you've got time-uh, let me lecture you on abstract stuff like football and politics to a c...
Wednesday, 28 January 2009

The Curious Case Of The Pointless Scooters

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(OR, A POINTLESS SCENE FROM THE RUNAWAY BRIDE RE-EDITED TO IMPROVE IT AND WITHOUT ALL THE POINTLESS GURNING AND LAUGHING) 'Oi, Doctah, o...
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Colin Kerris
Edinburgh, The Cold Empty Void Between Stars, United Kingdom
The reality victim often referred to as spiderboris is a novelist, lunatic, professional layabout and barely qualified critic of anything that dares lay itself across his path long enough to allow him to violently kick it until it bleeds and dies. He has been a suspected paranormalist, heathen and demon-worshipper since nineteen eighty-something, and everyone knows that is by far the worst period of these activities history to be involved with. He is currently believed to be existing entirely on the astral planes - whatever one of them is - and desperately attempting to get his brain removed so he can become even more famous than Justin Bieber. He claims also to be a poet, short story writer, online ranter and all-round smartarse. Nobody knows (or gives a shit) who this mysterious character really is, but it seems increasingly likely that he's secretly the ghost of Michael Jackson. So suck on it, girlfriend.
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